Bubble, bubble, got your ass in a sling? Oh, Darlin' that ain't no big thing.
Deadman walkin'? Ghost a-talkin'? 'Round here, that just ain't shockin'.
No lawbreaker too evil. No case too small. All ya' gotta do is call.
No ifs, no buts, no coconuts. It's just a fact. We got your back.
Scaled, feathered or furry, never you worry.
Bless your little heart. We're the only place to start.
Bet your bootay, we'll save the day. Southern Fried Sass, Baby, all the way!
