Penny is the last woman on earth I would consider dating, which is exactly why I’m going to ask her to marry me.
Some women call me a prince, others call me a perv. They all call me a giant in the bedroom and king of their pleasure... I like it that way.
As the CTO of Steele Conglomerate, and one of Kansas City’s most eligible bachelors, I have no desire to settle down and become ‘a man about the house.’
My mother has other ideas.
For the last six years, she’s been trying to marry me off— parading all manner of heiresses, debutantes and socialites in front of me like plumed birds. All so that she can do the important work of becoming a grandmother. She’s even started dropping by my office— on a daily basis.
But I’m going to beat her at her own game. Not only am I going to get married, I’m going to pick the last woman my mother would ever choose for me… my assistant, Penelope Fischer — Penny.
This is going to be so great…
I am So. Over. Stockton Ford. Just because he’s the hottest bachelor in Kansas City with the biggest wallet does not make him all that. I should know. Not only do I spend night and day helping him fight cyber bad guys and generally being his Girl Friday, I’m tasked with managing his personal life – his mother, his girlfriends... you get the picture. So yeah, I’m done. Done giving into that megawatt smile, the mischievous twinkle in his eye, and the pleading tone in his voice that somehow I can’t resist.
Until he makes me an offer I can’t refuse, and I say yes for all the wrong reasons.
A fake engagement, Pygmalian romp through the tech world featuring epic pranks, dirty sex, and a very happy ending!